How to post inane status updates on Facebook even after you’re dead.

You can’t know when you’re going to die which means you can’t know when to delete your browser history so everyone’s going to know who you’ve been stalking and what particular strain of terrifying porn you’re into; there’s no controlling that. What you can control is what your final Facebook post will be, thanks to If I Die. With this app, you no longer have to worry about your last digital words being “Soooo bored!” Now all you have to worry about is composing the perfect “I’m dead so I’m not counting my Likes anymore” wall post. We recommend a detailed chart showing which friends you unsubscribed within minutes of the unsubscribe button being introduced. Because what’s the point of unsubscribing someone if they never find out you did it?

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